This happened during our Political Science class. It was one of those moments when our teacher was so deep in his commitment to our country and is trying to gauge is the students are as dedicated as him. I hope we did not disappointment him.
Teacher: What if you are the only one left in the war? What will you do?
Class: Play dead!
Teacher: What do you mean play dead?
Girl: Sir, you lie down beside the dead and pretend you’re dead too!
Teacher: I mean, can you still make your own government? How will you run your country if you’re the only one left?
Boy: Sir, I will adopt!
Girl: Import citizens. Or use test tube babies.
Boy: It’s easier if it’s a girl that’s left. She can ask sperm banks to help her breed.
